"Whoa, we’re back again.
MOOOSE on the floor,
We’re here to give a little more
Welcome my trusty friends.
It’s the Funklove crew gettin’ down wid choo.
Check out the second Gospel according to the MOOOSE,
It’s gonna be a jam; put on your funky boots.
If you’re looking for a sign ‘cause you rhythm’s outta line
You can absolutely find a purple friend in mind.
Professor Funklove is the man who can see
Your natural sense of purple-ocity.
So kick back, relax; you’re in safe hands,