"Whoa, we’re back again. 

MOOOSE on the floor, 

We’re here to give a little more 

Welcome my trusty friends. 

It’s the Funklove crew gettin’ down wid choo. 

Check out the second Gospel according to the MOOOSE, 

It’s gonna be a jam; put on your funky boots. 

If you’re looking for a sign ‘cause you rhythm’s outta line 

You can absolutely find a purple friend in mind. 

Professor Funklove is the man who can see 

Your natural sense of purple-ocity. 

So kick back, relax; you’re in safe hands, 

Let…